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Am I the nincompoop who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the deranged person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the zany individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the schmuck who exhibits moments of
nonsensical behavior?
Am I the muttonhead who occasionally lacks common sense?
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