Can't possess crap in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have any valueless matter while staying inside Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I can't have even a speck of rubbish inside Ohio. No nonsense available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the capability
to have a single waste whilst living in the Buckeye State. There is no crap available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am lacking a single substance within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to possess any waste while residing in Ohio. No garbage available within Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to possess even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am restricted
to acquire even the smallest amount of nonsense whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I don't have any of substance in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to obtain even a single feces while residing in the state of Ohio. No junk available here, regrettably. I can't possess the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to have even a single crap while residing in Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of material in the great state of Ohio.
