Can't own crap inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to
obtain a single useless substance while
residing inside the great state of. No garbage for me, sadly.
Sadly, I can't acquire even a speck of dung within Ohio. There is no crap available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the ability to acquire a single junk whilst residing within the Buckeye State. No waste to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am bereft of a single matter inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to acquire any
waste while in the state of Ohio. No garbage available around here, regrettably. I am unable to have a single excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to obtain any nonsense whilst living within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of feces whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, regrettably. I can't have any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess any waste whilst residing in Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
