haven't got the ability to possess junk inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain any useless substance while staying inside the great state of. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire any rubbish inside the state of. No nonsense available in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Sadly, I can't possess the aptitude to have a single nonsense during the time living inside the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in these parts, sadly. I am without any dung within Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to have a single waste while located in Ohio. No garbage available within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't possess any shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain a single garbage
while living within the state of Ohio. No junk for
me, alas. I don't have any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to acquire any waste while living inside the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to acquire the slightest bit of nonsense whilst living in Ohio. No garbage
to be found here, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of material inside the great state of Ohio.