haven't got the ability to possess nonsense within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire any useless substance while residing inside the great state of. No garbage in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I can't acquire even a speck of rubbish within the state of. No junk available around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
Unfortunately, I am devoid of the aptitude to acquire any rubbish while staying within the Buckeye State. No junk to be found around here, regrettably. I am bereft of a single substance inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain even a tiny bit of rubbish while located in Ohio. No garbage available in this area, regrettably. I am unable to possess a single excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am restricted to acquire a single waste during living inside
the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I lack any of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of shit while residing in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I have no means to have any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to acquire any waste whilst residing in Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any dung within the great state of Ohio.
CANβT HAVE SHIT IN MASSACHUSETTS Genius